Last night, at approximately 11pm, New York City was a scene of devastation as residents were dashing rapidly through the disloyal streets of Times Square, pushing and shoving each other and screaming with fright, as a gargantuan, gruesome gorilla uncontrollably went on the rampage….
Screams of fear appeared to be coming from the beast’s direction and one eye-witness announced that it was in fact elegant actress ‘The face of Beauty’ Ann Darrow, who was responsible for this bedlam throughout the city. City work Jamie Longcroft was appalled at the sound and said ‘As I looked up to see where this screeching was coming from, I noticed a young lady desperately trying to break from this imperious brutes clutches.’